Karaoke every Friday and Saturday night.

Every friday and saturday night I hear the karaoke singers. I give them credit for singing but oh man a lot of them are horrible.
When the guy running the ka rokie speaks I always think Im at a strip club by the way he speaks.
"Let's hear it for Mer i ahhhhhh next up is Ashh ley."
Maybe it's just me.

Country songs.

I wrote these country songs.

I'm only going half way because I don't want to hurt you.
If it's happy hour then why do I feel like this.
I thought only hot chicks listened to country music?
Trying like hell to get to heaven.
You think that's big, wait til later.
I have all the answers, just don't know the questions.
That shake is pretty cold.
There should be a country song about that.
Should have been a weather man.
The Pope wears a cowboy hat to.
Broke, lonely and sad, other than that life is great.
if it wernt four spel chek eyed louk lyke a fool.

Graduation

Moose took his final exam today and passed. He received his diploma, and had his picture taken with his graduation cap on. He plans to continue his training after taking some time to relax and hang out at the dog park. Moose is considering a law enforcement career.

Thanks Lloyd

Word on the street is that Lloyd is retireing as Michigans head coach after their bowl game this year.

Scarry Berry

I took my dog to be groomed at Petsmart. He is a short hair Daschund so not much grooming to do but they wash him, trim his nails. I take him in at the scheduled time and they tell me about the Top Dog package well as far as I'm concerned he is the Top Dog, so I kinda have to get that package. One of the extras with the package is Scarry Berry remoisturizer and cologne.
I pick him up from the groomer an hour later and leave. We get to the car and I smell something, a nice fragrance. I think, is it my dog? It has to be? He just got washed. I pick him up, holding him correctly because he is a wiener dog. I raise him to face level and I inhale. The scent is coming from him. I put my nose right against his fur and inhale. Scarry Berry smells very nice. Not a girly scent so it's okay for him to smell like that. My puppy has never smelled so good, or should I say Scarry.

Everyone else did this one.

What LoTR Character Are You?

You are most like Gimli. Most people think you're pretty rough, but you're actually rather sophisticated. Unlike others, you don't need everything to be perfect. You're flexible. When problems come your way, you face them head-on and get whatever help you need. You also stick to your morals very closely, and you are unlikely to compromise. You are very loyal to your friends, but don't be so controlling!

Why I got to be the short guy?

LDS

What Mormon Theology Is Really All About

Posted Jul 24, 2006

A Christian group made this hilariously melodramatic short back in the 1970s to debunk the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Slave Owner Day

It's my understanding that Columbus was a slave owner, murderer, and rapist.
He never found America, he landed on Haiti. He wasn't even the first European to land in North America, so to celebrate there is no mail delivery and the banks are closed. It seems to me that the I talians were the ones to first celebrate Columbus then it turned into a national Holiday.
My favorite Holidays are St Patty's (beer), Thanksgiving (lot's of food and the night before is the biggest bar night of the year) I like Cinco de Drinko or Drinko de Mayo which ever you want to call it. No I'm not an alky. I just like de brew,

Stem Cells?

Stem Cell reasearch. I can't really say I know much about it.

Playoffs

Never bet against the Yankees....I'm predicting a Philly's vs. Yankees World Series or Cubs/Yanks or Philly's/Sox or Cubs/Sox or Angles/Cubs or Angles/Phillys. I'm personally pulling for the Cubs because they have C-Mo who was traded from the Tigers to the Cubs because he spoke out against Leland when the Tigers were playing like crap and guess what the Tigers missed the playoffs because of many factors like the middle relief was atrocious, Todd Jones is horrible, Brandon Inge is a career .158 hitter which is no help and Pudge is not as productive as he used to be since he stopped using steroids, "I mean cut his weight down because of his age" although I think he is good for the pitching staff. Bonderman under achieved. Rogers and Sheffield being hurt a lot didn't help. Not doing anything at the trade dead line was dumb and Leland was out coached quite a bit this season.
I say the Tigers break the bank and sign A-Rod because he is probably going to leave the Yankees. He's to sensitive and he's not the man in NY Jeter is and he had to move to 3rd base, basically he's a baby, but he can play. He's future hall of fame for sure. I'm ready for the Pistons and Hockey. Lions are a fluke they can score 30 but they can give up 60 easy.

Who would you pick?

I remembered a question someone had asked the night of the Superbowl. If you could smoke a joint with ANY five people who would it be? *Why not 4 or 6? I don't remember who I picked, everyone said who they would pick and we laughed at some of the picks.
Well I was watching the baseball playoffs on TBS and they were showing a promo for a new show coming out staring Frank Caliendo. He's a funny guy and I think he would be hilarious if he were high, then I remembered the question. I don't know why they had him make NFL picks on Fox? He's funny but that doesn't mean he knows anything about making picks on Sunday?
Wait, back to the topic. NO, I'm not stoned.

I started thinking about the question of who would I pick, so here is my list:

Frank Caliendo
Denis Hopper
Dave Chappelle
Jack Black
Paris

It was not an easy decision to leave off Chris Tucker who has become a little big headed (is that an oxymoron?) No more Rush Hour movies. I remember seeing him on Def Comedy Jam on HBO 20 years ago. (Angie you thought I was going to say Brad Pitt, huh) Bill Clinton would be cool too just for the fact you could say you blazed down with a former President. He'd probably have some cool stories to but he'd get to deep and that's a buzz kill or so I hear.

Shampoo and I'm not talking about the movie

OK seems to me that all the shampoo's out there now have to have some kind of combination of this and that. Then they have silly little slogans on them. You know what I don't care if there is a cute slogan on the bottle or what mixtures are in it, I just need something that deep cleans. My hair gets oily and I need something that will clean it well when I wash it. OK that inexpensive stuff that says for "Men" dose not work well for me. I don't care if my hair smells like strawberry's or vanilla, I just want it to be clean.

IronMan

This is going to be sweet.

September 11

Walmart

I took my dog into Walmart the other day. It was warm out but inside a car it gets very hot. I put him in a shopping cart and he behaved pretty well. He only barked once when I was in the check out line because there were so many people around he was dying to have someone pay attention to him and pet him. I should have taken a picture of him in the cart while we were in the store, as proof of his excursion.
The whole time I was in there I kept expecting a manager to come up to me and tell me I could not have the dog inside the store, but no, nothing to report.
I did get many looks from employee's and other shoppers.
Oh I bought paper towels, a can of spagheti O's (yuck, now I know why I never eat that crap), Cheetos (good)and I couldn't find the right size floor mats for my car.

Somethings rotten in Denmark.

I've been saying that Lloyd needs to be replaced as the coach for a few years now.

OSU would never stand for their team to be performing like this. Getting destroyed in bowl games and always losing to UofM.

But it appears that this is considered acceptable for Michigan's program.

Lloyd says he doesn't care if we lose a hundred games.

They won't fire him they'll wait for him to retire. I sure hope it's at the end of this season.

I bought a MSU jersey the other day. I had to do it to protest my displeasure of Michigan's uncalled for play.

How does the wining est D1 school in college football come to this. We should be pulling in talent from all over the country just on our name alone.

I know it's hard to replace your stars on D fence but we should have been able to recruit good enough players to step in and not be so horrible, and the Offense?

Henne played pretty bad. I blame the coach for all of this. He has not prepared this team to be competitive.

I'm getting a shirt made that says "Fire Lloyd" they should have replaced him years ago. This stupid ball control offense Michigan loves is outdated. We should be as good as USC, Florida and better than ohio state. I can't wait until ohio state beats the crap out of Michigan this year, maybe just maybe they will get rid of Lloyd after that. Heck I'll take an 0-12 season if it leads to Lloyd getting the boot.

DKOTR

For a few nights it sounded like there was someone walking up on the roof. Must be my imagination? This morning I was started when I opened my living room blinds and saw some one hanging over the roof looking down toward my window. I was like WTF. I stared at the kid like what are you doing and you need to stop being a jerk staring into my window. His eyes were open but he didn't blink. I went outside to confront the kid and when I got closer he didn't look so good. He had been shot and died up on the roof. Well I don't know if he was shot while he was on the roof but he died up there for sure. I never heard a gun shot. Although I am not home from 1:30 in the morning to 8 in the morning, it could have happened then.

Dead Kid On The Roof.
You don't see that very often. Then I started thinking that any ones life can end quickly and at any age. We would never get to say good bye to anyone or tell them how important they were to us. It's sad. Then the people left behind miss you, that's sad too. Why was that boy on the roof and why and who shot him? No matter what questions are answered that boy will never come back to life he is gone a part of history never to make new memories or share his life with others.

This was a dream I had the other day. I have some strange dreams and they always seems to me anyway, that there is an underlying meaning to them. Sometimes I figure it out and other times I can't and people just tell me I have weird dreams.

That's how it starts.... w/pillows

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye then it's a riot.

No more Sorpranos

It was a unique ending. One of Tony's guys flips on him and cooperates with the Feds.
Tony's lawyer tells him there could be a subpoena coming? That piece of shit Phil gets whacked, it was sweet, shot in the head then a SUV crushes his head. AJ's SUV catches on fire and blows up. Maybe the deal with the SUV's was some kind of message? It just faded to black at the end of the show. Tony was sitting in a restaurant waiting for his family, one by one they show up and when the last one shows up it just ends, it faded to black. Eight years and it was over just like that. Don't know if the Feds get Tony, no one tried to kill him in the restaurant. Oh and the song for the final scene was Journey's Don't Stop. I heard a lot of fans were mad how it ended. I liked it. Tony didn't get scared and go to the Feds for help.

Sopranos Finale

It's starting right now. Here is my prediction. Tony tries to take out Phil and fails. He then rats everyone out and goes into witness protection. Maybe that's what happens. I don't know I just want to be surprised.

Gulp!

I made a big commitment and I'm not sure how it will turn out. I got a dog. He's a miniature Dachshund. I never really had a pet before. I mean there where a few dogs living in my home when I was a kid but I didn't have to do anything. They weren't mine. This one I am totally responsible for.
Oh his name is Moose, he is 14 weeks old. I must admit that I do experience a great deal of anxiety over this. I don't want him to bark at night because I don't want my neighbors to complain, because Im not supposed to have a dog here in the first place. He is so cute and lovable and usually quite, unless I take to long to give him his food or put him in his kennel. He wakes up so early like 6:30. He has had a few potty accidents inside, it's my fault. I'm still learning. I want him to sleep in his kennel at night but he carries on. I know Im supposed to ignore him and he will eventually stop but my neighbor downstairs will be a dick, I'm certain of it.
I let him nap with me on the couch during the day. I shouldn't have bought him. I don't have the money for someting like this but his first owner realized that she couldn't keep him and was going to sell him and I couldn't resist. I got to know him and he is a pretty cool doog.
I am going to get him in a puppy boot camp. It is supposed to help the both of us. I am going to do this because I want to be the right kind of pet owner and I have no experiece training or riasing a pet.

He is pretty attached to me, when he sleeps he has to be near me actually lay right up against me. When he plays with his toys he has to be on my lap or right up agaist me. He bites me on accident because he is so into his toy. Don't get me wrong he's awesome. We just both need some training and we should be OK.

I'm not going to be one of those goofy owners and put clothes on him. Nor will I let him lick my mouth or nose, that's gross.

Everywhere I take him every one just loves him, but it's funny to me when they call me his Daddy. I laugh to myself, he's not my baby he's my dog.

I've notice different things too, like how much trash and stuff is on the ground now.

He loves me I can tell.

Paris

She spent a day or two in jail. Now she is supposed to go back to see the judge because she wasn't supposed to be out yet. I have MSNBC on just for noise and to hear real news but the big story is Paris. I can't believe this. Rising gas prices, a failing war in Iraq, among other news worthy happenings. Nope it's is she going to have to go back to jail, what will she wear whe she comes out of her house, give me f'n break. I don't care. The stupid media people can not be that desperate. Is most of America really that interested?

Props

Are we seeing Leron transform? He did it up. Kept making the big shot. I think the Pistons are in serious trouble. I really hate to say it, but I kept having flash backs of Jordan. Should have someone on the Pistons hammered Lebron, he scored 29 of Cleavland's last 30 and 25 straight. Did our D stink or did our offense disappear?

48 pts 18-33 FGs 2-3 3Pts 10-14 FT 9 REB 7 AST

Lebron vs Pistons

I don't know if the Pistons are playing really bad, the Cav's are really good or everybody is playing like crap?
The Pistons are lucky they are not down two games instead of two up. If Lebron would go Jordan like and just score like crazy and forget about "getting my teammates involved", because none of them are reliable. Sure Jordan, Magic, Bird, and Duncan would defer the last shot to a teammate because they had/have people who they can depend on to hit that important shot. Not Lebron, it's him and him only who can and should make the money shot. I've got the Pistons to win but if Lebron goes off and makes sure he drops 30 plus on the Pistons I think they have the upper hand in every game. I don't know maybe it's just me, but Lebron needs to do a lot more to earn his "next Jordan" label.
On the Pistons side Chauncey needs to cut down on his turnovers and no foul trouble, Sheed needs to stay emotional.
I think it was on ESPN but I heard that who ever wins the East will win the Finals, I don't know about that? The Spurs look tuff, real tuff.

This is deep.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards:

You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating

... and you finish off as an orgasm."

Booz

Is Carlos Boozer really that good or is he just playing out of his mind right now?
I like Utah to win this series but GS drops threes like nobodys business. If GS wins that would be cool to.
I say Pistons v San Antonio in the Finals though.

Spider Man 3

I was looking forward to this movie. Then I watched it. It stunk. It was a diasapointment. To many villians at one time, to much talking with Marry Jane. Forgiving Sandman? Venom to much talking like a human and what no trade mark tongue?
Im sorry I ever paid money for a ticket.

Bad Boys

I am looking for a picture of Rick Mahorn in a Pistons uniform where he is just hammering someone. I can't seem to find one. If anyone one knows where on the net I could find one let me know.

Rickasaki Say.....

"There is no I in Team, but there is a U in Suck."

3 x Superbowl winner.

Is it really a big deal that Tom Brady wore a Yankee hat? I've heard some say this is like Jesus having a Satan tattoo. I have a bigger problem with him having a man purse. Come on Tom you're a Michigan man.

This is funny.

Playoffs

I watched the Pistons in the first round and they look focused. This was their first, first round sweep since 1990. They have not swept anyone in any round since then either. I like their chances to go to the Finals. The Bulls are talented but I think they are a bit over hyped. They beat the Heat. Broken down diesel and wheel me off in a wheel chair because my shoulder hurts and I have to make a T-Mobile commercial (Flash). ha ha Remember last year he was flash. Sorry NBA he is good but he's not your MJ replacement. Without the diesel he will just be AI. Oh so pretty but not much accomplished by himself.
I'm not a big Ben fan either, not just because he left the Pistons. We won one championship when he was here. ONE! There is no way that Chicago's starting five are better than the Piston's starting five. NO WAY. Concerning the other Ben, we have Lindsey. Who I used to hate with a passion. I like him now, he can play some hard core D. Deng will have his hands full going aginst Sheed, Price and C-Webb. If big Ben can average 25 pts a night (he can't make a free throw) or we get zero production from our bench then the Bulls win. Short of that the Pistons win.
The Cav's, sure they have the faux 23. He's good, but no killer instinct, he hesitates in big moments. He does not dominate when his team needs him to. I know they won their first round series. Against the Wiz though AND the Wiz were missing agent Zero. The Cav's should have blown away the Wizards, but they didn't. They will lose to the Nets not because the Nets are better but because Lebron will fold at the end of the games like a lawn chair. Watch.

I'm planning on watching a Pistons/Spurs final.

Lions Draft

Once again the Lions have a high draft pick. Once again they'll take a player they don't need. Well I shouldn't say don't need, these bums need quite a bit.
2002 Joey Harrington well he was highly rated. I was all for it. He was a bust, not the Lions fault.
2003 Charles Rogers another highly rated prospect. Once again a bust, not the Lions fault.
2004 Roy Williams and Kevin Jones in the first round. Both nice picks. Williams went to a pro bowl. Jones I don't believe is a RB stud. He had a nice rookie season.
2005 Mike Williams. Stupid ass pick. Anyone who was in favor of this pick had their head up their ass. No way should the Lions picked this dud. This was my opinion the day of this pick. I was at Phil's house playing poker and we were flipping between the Pistons and the draft. Dumb pick.
2006 Ernie Simms. Umm, absolutly the Lions needed D help but Simms? Should have could have done better.
2007 Looks like Calvin Johnson but it should be Brady Quinn. I'd rather have Quinn or Peterson. Johnson is probably a sure thing. Taking Johnson and then trading him for Gaines Adams and another 2nd round pick is stupid.

2003 Andre Johnson would have been better but Rogers was a local guy. What could you do? Have better scouting.
2004 I can live with this draft.
2005 Stupid, stupid, stupid. DeMarcus Ware and Shawne Merriman were picked right after Mike Williams. Dumb F'em pick here.
2006 Ernie Simms? Matt Leinart and Jay Cutler were drafted right behind Simms.
Simms is a starter but how could he have been rated higher than Leinart and Cutler.
Both of them are starting QB's. Leinart QB'ed back to back National Championships.
Another dumb F'en pick here.
2007 The Lions will dick this draft up too. I wish the Ford's would just sell the team and that they would be moved out of the state.
But you know what? I will still watch those losers for a few games and then give up on them like I always do because they suck ass.
Every year there is hope, then the season starts and it's all down hill. Thanks you pathetic losers.

I love this game!!!

I had heard of this game but never played it until this past weekend. I love it. I just might have to get it for myself. I played this game for several hours. I was hooked. My left arm was sore for a few days, but it was worth it. Now when I hear songs I start to think I wonder which color button would I need to be pushing for this song. The ONLY draw back is the limited amount of songs even when the cheats are enabled. There are a few Punk songs to play. I have a thing for Punk music. I can't wait for Guitar Hero III because I would think every band will want their songs on this game.

Barbershop

I have been growing a beard for awhile. This is the first time I have ever done this. There have been times when I don't shave for awhile but never have I really let it grow out. Mainly for the reason my employer had a no facial hair policy.
Well I made the decision to do it a few months ago. Since I've never had facial hair I wasn't to sure how to shape or trim it. I kept my neck clean and shaped the face part some. I just let it grow long. I eventually used a trimmer because it was getting real long. only me being a rookie it became clumpy in spots. I then decided that I needed to find a barber who did beards. Well in this day and age there are not a lot of barbers around.

Before I went on my GR trip I had mentioned to Megan that I was looking for a barber.
The day before we left she told me that she knew of a barber shop in GR but that it was in the hood. She asked me if I would be afraid to go to it. No I wouldn't be afraid I told her. When her and I got to GR she did a little clothes shopping and then she took me to the barbershop. I loved the place.
It was all brothers up in there. I haven't patrond to many black owned business'.
It was awesome. I got a real shave in the hood.

The only thing I was uncomfortable with was when the barber was using the straight razor on me. I think the name of the place was razor sharp. Next time I go to GR I'm going back. The shave was only $5. I like inexpensive.

NCAA

I'm picking OSU over Florida in tonights game.
I had OSU winning it all in my backets, but I don't think I can win the cash. Oh well there were some realy great games to watch. I hope this one is as well.

Brackets

I filled out an NCAA bracket at the ESPN webstie. After the the first round I was 27 and 5 that's not to shabby. I did pick Winthrop over Notre Dame too. After Satuday's half of second round I was 35 and 5. I was only in the top 50,000 in over 3,000,000 entries, not to bad. There was still one perfect bracket after Saturday. That's amazing! Then came Sunday, that completely decimated my bracket. Stupid Wisconsin Badgers. I had them in the ship. Glad I didn't have any money invested.

Busted

When I moved over here to Wolverine Lake I asked around to see where there were some decent watering holes? There were a few close to me but nothing special. However the good spots are found in Novi. But EVERYONE mentioned to becareful because the Novi police like to stay busy and will pull you over for pretty much anything.

Well I was heading over to Megan's and it was a nice mild day and I forgot to put my seat belt on. Honest. Well I just happend to come across a Novi police officer who so kindly noticed that I was not wearing my seatbelt. It was a lady officer so she had to have been looking at me because I am so handsome and then realized that I was not wearing the proper restraining belt.

She was kind on the eyes, but it sill sucked getting a ticket. I hear those things are a $100? No points, but still. I've only gotten one other ticket in my life. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Novi police. The closest BW3 is in Novi. Well looks like I might be better off drinking soda with my wings. ;)

Bold as love

Anger he smiles towering in shiny metallic purple armor
Queen Jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground
Blue are the life-going waters taken for granted
They quietly understand
The once happy turquoise armies lay opposite ready
But wonder why the fight is on

But they're all bold as love
Yeah, they're all bold as love
They're all bold as love
Just ask the axis

My red is so confident that he flashes
Trophies of war and ribbons of euphoria
Orange is young, full of daring
But very unsteady for the first go around
My yellow in this case is not so mellow
In fact I'm trying to say it's frightened like me
And all these emotions of mine keep holding me from
Giving my life to a rainbow like you

I'm bold, bold as love
Yeah I'm bold, bold as love
I'm bold, bold as love
Just ask the axis
Yeah he knows, he knows everything
I'm bold, bold as love

Melancholy

I'm still in the "in between jobs state" I am going insane. I have some internalized feelings in which I am dealing with, some are unavoidable others are self inflicted.
The funny thing is that I know how I can manage them, but I seem to be in a forget the answer and dwell on the problem stage.
Perhaps I should send out pity party invitations?

Sunshine and Lolly Pops

Letting go of such self contained egoism leads to an unrequited internal malaise. Lackadaisical reprisal sufficiently exasperated. A vastness of contempt, and conceit intermingled with delusion.

Blured vision

I need new glasses. I hate not being able to read things and forget about driving at night. I you were to drive with me you would be taking your life into your own hands. I never went and had my eyes checked when I had insurence. What a goof? Now I have lots of spare time but no eye coverage. Damit I just want to read.

Prospective Employer

My cousin Mike called me this afternoon. He works at Ford Motor Company. He's been there for several years. He told me one of the union guys asked him if he had any family members who would be interested in employment? Mike knows I am between jobs right now, so he called me and asked if I was interested, and of course I'm interested. Not having to be anywhere by a specific time is sweet. Not doing anything constructive or productive is very boring. So even if this job is only part-time, which I hear Ford is only hiring these days, I would still consider taking the position. I mean I have talked about going back to school for years. Maybe I'll actually quit procrastinating?

Manly?

Ok so a friend, has a daughter who was having a fund raiser selling, you know stuff. I wanted to help a little girl out and I bought a couple of pails of cookie dough. Im not one to bake but I didn't want to buy any of the Christmas stuff that she was selling. The dough says it will last up to 3 months refrigerated.

Well today I made some of those cookies. They're good.

I went to see my friend and she asked me if I had anything good to eat? Well being a guy, something imediatly came to my mind that she could eat. I know Im a perv. I don't deny it. I kept it to myself though.

I told her all I had at my place were some cookies I had made. She began to laugh. Ok what's the joke?
She said you baked cookies?
Yeah, why.
You're a guy.

I didn't catch any feelings. I have said way worse and mean things to her. She says I have a problem with being to blunt and honest sometimes. Huh, maybe?

After a few minutes I asked her if me taking some cookies to a Super Bowl party was a bad idea? She said no, so I says well if you laughed at me for making cookies what are 10 other guys going to say? She told me that I could say she made the cookies.
Sometimes I think I love this girl? Im such a dope. ha ha
Well my point is, is it manly to take cookies to a Super Bowl party? Ok I know beer and cookies don't go together, but I'm sure everyone is going to munch on stuff before the game starts?

Marriam-Webster's Dictionay
Main Entry: manly
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): man·li·er; -est
1 : having qualities generally associated with a man : STRONG, VIRILE
2 : appropriate in character to a man
- man·li·ness noun

Cant sleep once again

Now that I am not working regularly I have a backward sleep schedule. Weird?
I often end up watching TV or suffing on the net, although an unlimited amount of content available on the net I can never think of anything worth searching for. OK first thing popping into some minds is porn, well once you've looked at porn for five minutes it all becomes the same thing. Nothing special. News worthy events not to many. I watch a ton of youtube stuff. Now there is some hilarious stuff at this site and some completly worth less stuff like the atheist who puts all his videos on there, like the flying spaghetti monster.
Then there is the GOD Inc. series which is pretty funny.

I was looking at a website a friend of mine had mentioned to me. I looked at it and found this. This stuck out because it so reminded me of my friend and I. It made me laugh.

TRIBUTE TO ALL THE NICE GUYS....& the crazy bitches you deal with! - 25

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This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point.

For the record: I AM NOT LOOKING!! So please don't send me a zillion emails! I just hate the way women take advantage of you guys....so here is to you:-)


This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.


This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.


This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.


The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.


So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Bianca

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Everyone has a blog? I've been signed up on here for sometime. I named it Skubalon. I heard this word used in a sermon. It's a Greek swear word. Hey if J.T. can bring sexy back than I can bring a Greek swear word back.. Aw ight.
Just in case you can't tell I'm bored. I am between jobs right now. It would be cool if it were summer time, then I could go do a little golfing. Um I guess I could go ice fishing, but that requires getting cold. My apartment is super clean right now. I bring in dirt from outside and throw it around inside just so I have something to clean. NO this doesn't mean I am going to show up and clean your home! I have cable so I watch a ton of sports stuff. All the ESPN channels, NFL Network and Grey's Anatomy. I love that show, should a grown man admit to loving a show. Maybe I need to pick up some kind of addiction? I'll have to do some research on the Internet on time wasting addictions.