Scarry Berry

I took my dog to be groomed at Petsmart. He is a short hair Daschund so not much grooming to do but they wash him, trim his nails. I take him in at the scheduled time and they tell me about the Top Dog package well as far as I'm concerned he is the Top Dog, so I kinda have to get that package. One of the extras with the package is Scarry Berry remoisturizer and cologne.
I pick him up from the groomer an hour later and leave. We get to the car and I smell something, a nice fragrance. I think, is it my dog? It has to be? He just got washed. I pick him up, holding him correctly because he is a wiener dog. I raise him to face level and I inhale. The scent is coming from him. I put my nose right against his fur and inhale. Scarry Berry smells very nice. Not a girly scent so it's okay for him to smell like that. My puppy has never smelled so good, or should I say Scarry.

Everyone else did this one.

What LoTR Character Are You?

You are most like Gimli. Most people think you're pretty rough, but you're actually rather sophisticated. Unlike others, you don't need everything to be perfect. You're flexible. When problems come your way, you face them head-on and get whatever help you need. You also stick to your morals very closely, and you are unlikely to compromise. You are very loyal to your friends, but don't be so controlling!

Why I got to be the short guy?

LDS

What Mormon Theology Is Really All About

Posted Jul 24, 2006

A Christian group made this hilariously melodramatic short back in the 1970s to debunk the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Slave Owner Day

It's my understanding that Columbus was a slave owner, murderer, and rapist.
He never found America, he landed on Haiti. He wasn't even the first European to land in North America, so to celebrate there is no mail delivery and the banks are closed. It seems to me that the I talians were the ones to first celebrate Columbus then it turned into a national Holiday.
My favorite Holidays are St Patty's (beer), Thanksgiving (lot's of food and the night before is the biggest bar night of the year) I like Cinco de Drinko or Drinko de Mayo which ever you want to call it. No I'm not an alky. I just like de brew,

Stem Cells?

Stem Cell reasearch. I can't really say I know much about it.

Playoffs

Never bet against the Yankees....I'm predicting a Philly's vs. Yankees World Series or Cubs/Yanks or Philly's/Sox or Cubs/Sox or Angles/Cubs or Angles/Phillys. I'm personally pulling for the Cubs because they have C-Mo who was traded from the Tigers to the Cubs because he spoke out against Leland when the Tigers were playing like crap and guess what the Tigers missed the playoffs because of many factors like the middle relief was atrocious, Todd Jones is horrible, Brandon Inge is a career .158 hitter which is no help and Pudge is not as productive as he used to be since he stopped using steroids, "I mean cut his weight down because of his age" although I think he is good for the pitching staff. Bonderman under achieved. Rogers and Sheffield being hurt a lot didn't help. Not doing anything at the trade dead line was dumb and Leland was out coached quite a bit this season.
I say the Tigers break the bank and sign A-Rod because he is probably going to leave the Yankees. He's to sensitive and he's not the man in NY Jeter is and he had to move to 3rd base, basically he's a baby, but he can play. He's future hall of fame for sure. I'm ready for the Pistons and Hockey. Lions are a fluke they can score 30 but they can give up 60 easy.

Who would you pick?

I remembered a question someone had asked the night of the Superbowl. If you could smoke a joint with ANY five people who would it be? *Why not 4 or 6? I don't remember who I picked, everyone said who they would pick and we laughed at some of the picks.
Well I was watching the baseball playoffs on TBS and they were showing a promo for a new show coming out staring Frank Caliendo. He's a funny guy and I think he would be hilarious if he were high, then I remembered the question. I don't know why they had him make NFL picks on Fox? He's funny but that doesn't mean he knows anything about making picks on Sunday?
Wait, back to the topic. NO, I'm not stoned.

I started thinking about the question of who would I pick, so here is my list:

Frank Caliendo
Denis Hopper
Dave Chappelle
Jack Black
Paris

It was not an easy decision to leave off Chris Tucker who has become a little big headed (is that an oxymoron?) No more Rush Hour movies. I remember seeing him on Def Comedy Jam on HBO 20 years ago. (Angie you thought I was going to say Brad Pitt, huh) Bill Clinton would be cool too just for the fact you could say you blazed down with a former President. He'd probably have some cool stories to but he'd get to deep and that's a buzz kill or so I hear.

Shampoo and I'm not talking about the movie

OK seems to me that all the shampoo's out there now have to have some kind of combination of this and that. Then they have silly little slogans on them. You know what I don't care if there is a cute slogan on the bottle or what mixtures are in it, I just need something that deep cleans. My hair gets oily and I need something that will clean it well when I wash it. OK that inexpensive stuff that says for "Men" dose not work well for me. I don't care if my hair smells like strawberry's or vanilla, I just want it to be clean.