Karaoke every Friday and Saturday night.

Every friday and saturday night I hear the karaoke singers. I give them credit for singing but oh man a lot of them are horrible.
When the guy running the ka rokie speaks I always think Im at a strip club by the way he speaks.
"Let's hear it for Mer i ahhhhhh next up is Ashh ley."
Maybe it's just me.

Country songs.

I wrote these country songs.

I'm only going half way because I don't want to hurt you.
If it's happy hour then why do I feel like this.
I thought only hot chicks listened to country music?
Trying like hell to get to heaven.
You think that's big, wait til later.
I have all the answers, just don't know the questions.
That shake is pretty cold.
There should be a country song about that.
Should have been a weather man.
The Pope wears a cowboy hat to.
Broke, lonely and sad, other than that life is great.
if it wernt four spel chek eyed louk lyke a fool.