If I were a dog

I took a quiz to see what kind of dog I would be.

Labrador Retriever
The Caretaker

Your family is what makes you tick, and you never "flea" from an opportunity to hang out with the whole gang. A family picnic complete with hot dogs, deviled eggs and a refreshing swim in the lake is hard for you to stray from. Your sparky temperament and dogged intelligence mean you are not only a blast to hang out with, but great to work with as well. Your close pals appreciate your patience and forgiveness, knowing you'd rather let sleeping dogs lie than dwell on the mishaps of the past. Your dashing good looks may one day lead to a modelling career, if only you can tame the unfortunate clumsiness that sometimes causes you to go flailing from the catwalk.


I really do like deviled eggs and koegle hot dogs. I don't mean I can't eat one with out the other, their both good independently.




LIKELY PROFESSIONS: Doctor, Sales Executive, Teacher

What kind of dog are you?

Karma Korn

I don't know who I have done wrong but today was all about me getting my ass chewed out by nurse's, patients and a manager. I'm going to burn my uniform and release the negative energy with held in them. Then I'm going to bury my work shoes and get a hair cut. I shall be free of bad mojo.

Tyler Durden

I want to invent my own Tyler Durden.

If you've never seen the movie you won't understand.

Boo

I don't mean the scary "boo", I mean the disapproval type of boo. It's the same old Lions draft bungle. Sure Calvin Johnson will be a stud but he won't give us anymore wins than we've had the last several years. The pick should have been traded and worked into filling other holes in this team. This year we take an OT, but there were a few better prospects and we have so many holes still. In the second round we take an undersized OLB, we don't need undersized anything. This team sucks and will for a long time. Oh ya, they will win their first four games and fool everyone, but then the bottom will drop out and it will be the same ol same. Pathetic. I wish the Ford's would sell the team and the new owner would move them to another state then a whole new person could bring a new franchise to the state. Wait, I think Michigan could support two football teams, say one in west Michigan? Oh well, wishful thinking.

Screw You.

I hate: American Idol, hot dogs other than Koegel's, nurse's that act like bitches, people who say quotes they learned in some leadership book, owners who don't pick up their dogs poop, cigarette butts on the ground, high gas prices, Walmart furniture, living pay check to pay check, litter bugs, waking up for work at 5 AM, leaving my dog alone, shopping at Meijer, feeling depressed, sleeping all day when it's sunny out, living so far away from my friends, waiting for football season, feeling alone, stores putting Christmas crap out before Halloween, that Matt Millen has not been fired yet, being a procrastinator, paying for Internet/cable service, SUV's, women who say the can't find the right guy, Bush's lies, people who profit off of war, Congressional hearings on steroids, people who hurt children, telemarketers, that MTV created this horrid reality craze, morning radio, inconsiderate people, not having anything interesting to say, being boring, that I don't punch people in the face who piss me off, my brother's dad, not having a radio in my car, that my TV is on the floor, not having health insurance, being forced to wear a seat belt, not having a fenced in yard that my dog can play in, bands/singers who do cover songs, tailgaters, when the Pistons don't play like they should, being to tired to finish this list...

My dirty weiner.

I took my Daschund to the Bark Park, great place to meet women however on Saturday it must have been couples day. Oh well, Moose had a good time. We were there for a few hours. Moose had a tongue hanging out good time. He ended up rolling in the mud and was completely covered. There were several other dogs playing in the mud, all the owners were laughing at the dogs, and dreading having to put them back in our cars in that condition. My clothes and car were a little messy, he was dry but the mud was still caked on, but it was a good day regardless.

Wasted day.

I went out on Saturday night. It's been a very long time since I've had two days in a row off. Of course I spent more than I wanted but hey it's been a long time. My cousin Dario came to hang out before he moves back to D.C. I was just so tired the next day. I ate a ton of food took many naps and watched basketball. Stupid Pistons.

First Hookah

I had my first Hookah the other night or should I say smoked one for the first time.
Not to bad I must say. I'd do it again. The tobacco was very smooth, apple flavor, nothing like smoking a cigarette.