Bob Saget

I had a dream the other night. I was looking for Bob Saget and I was going to kick his ass. I have no idea what he did but that's what I was going to do.

White Trash

White trash - is a pejorative term targeted at lower social class white people with poor prospects and/or low levels of education. To call someone white trash is to accuse a white person of being economically, educationally and/or culturally bankrupt. White trash should be differentiated from the more socially acceptable term Redneck, as each has an unique historical etymology and context in modern usage. While white trash is most commonly used as a pejorative, low- to middle-income rural whites often self-identify as rednecks.

I live next to the "Squidbillies" that's what I like to refer to them as. I got the name from an Adult Swim cartoon. They like to put swim trunks on their son and let him play in the puddles in the parking lot after it rains. Anytime that kid is outside I constantly hear them calling their son... "Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, because Griffin doesn't listen to them. I say whip his ass for not listening or take him back inside. Thankfully he only shows up every other weekend or so. Squidbillies like to stand in front of my door and smoke cigs, so I have to close my door to keep all the smoke from coming inside my apartment. It's doesn't click in their head as to why I close the door. Squidbillies like to turn up the music at 11 PM. Squidbillie dad likes to knock on his own door when he comes home to make his dog bark. Dumb ass. Squidbillies like to talk on the phone outside my door. I hate that, get away from my door or go back inside you den. Squidbillie daughter comes and visits daddybillie every so often, she's a teen, and a bunch of her friends come over and hang out on the sidewalk or constantly go up and down the stairs, in and out of the den until midnight, sometimes they huddle on the stairs and don't get the F@&$ out of the way when I use the stairs. Squidbillies talk loud when their outside no matter what time of day or night it is. The Squidbillies that live on the other side of me and behind me like to put their grills on the sidewalk when they grill so all the smoke and lighter fluid smell fills my apartment. Squidbillies store their crap under the apartment stairs so fellow billies can tell this is a billie friendly environment. Sqiudbillies like to crank up Kid Rock and sit on chairs in front of their apartment and play along on their guitar and say "well I'm getin better", no your not go back inside and smoke some meth. Sqidbillies gather for annual meetings in front of the laundry room and drink beer, smoke cigs and dope, talk very loud and laugh at stupid shit.

I need to get to someplace somewhat "normal" without Squidbillies. If you like Kid Rock you have some innner trash trying to come to the surface. Ok, so I'm prejudice against some people. I'll have to do a blog on Arab people some time.