Southern Style NIghtmare

Not to long ago I tried the Southern Style Sandwich at McD's. I liked it. I had eaten it around 10PM. Well around 11 I went to bed. I ended up having the most bizarre dreams so I kept waking up. This is the one that stuck in my head because it scared me. I dreamt that I moved back to Grayling (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) My Dad, my uncle Dave, and three cousin, Dario, Dave and Jimmy were living up there too. I saw them at the restaurant but I don't know it the worked there or just happened to be in the kitchen. But apparently I was working there, and it was my first day. The whole place had been remodeled, looking very modern. It was time to close up and there was food out the needed to be put away. Everyone told me to leave it and the night guy would put it away. I looked around and thought, it needs to be put away right now. Everyone kept telling me just leave it, it will be OK. Then I woke up.

Trust me this would be a nightmare. If this were to happen to me I ask that if you love me that you will put a bullet in the back of my head. Just make sure my dog has a good home too.

Freeze scumbag

I was returning home one night when I noticed someone following me very closely, either a drunkard or a cop. It was around 11PM so I figured it was a cop. He stayed right up on my bumper. I was doing the speed limit but I had no seat belt on. I pulled into my drive way and parked the car, however I could see that the officer pulled into the other entrance and pretty much sped over and parked behind me and hit the lights. I was starting to get out of my car when he rolled up but when the lights came on he told me to get back into the car. He came over, looked inside the car and saw that I had a bunch of cookware and such in the back seat. He asked me if I was moving, which I wasn't but I said yes anyway. It was quicker than explaining the story. He asked for my ID, and asked why I didn't have my seat belt on? "Duh, because I'm home now" the actual quote was "oh I just didn't remember to put it on" that's what came out, he told me to stay in the car and in a minute he called me over and gave back the license and told me to wear a seat belt and off he went into the night to get some Tim Horton's coffee and doughnuts.